This is a long and strange story, but please read it all. My girlfriend was an exotic dancer, and one night while at work met a man. This man fell madly in love with her, as most men do, (she’s quite beautiful) and started showering her with attention, and gifts. He bought her all kinds [...]

Can i add: new furniture new wall color drapes rugs or is adding furniture (desk, chair, table, sofa) illegal? The reason I ask is because there are certain things a Designer can do that a Decorator cannot by law. I’m just wondering if adding is one of them.

A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, [...]

My roommate (and best friend)’s dog is eating me out of underwear and home. Clean, dirty, put up, put down, it doesn’t matter. I just found my last pair of blue jean shorts with the entire crotch gone. I just bought 5 brand new pairs of panties and one of them is already ruined. I [...]

>>A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf >>course, became confused as to where he was on the course. >>Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. >>He walked up to her, explained his confusion >>and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. >> >>”I’m on [...]

we want to make a large window between the family room and kitchen and make a overhang bar that extends into the kitchen where we can sit with bar stools.Is that difficult and expensive.

There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking. One man said, ”So what’s new in your life?” The other responded, ”Well I just found out my son got a promotion. He used to be [...]

i have some tables and chairs that are all the same natural wood grain with a coat of stain and polyurethane for a shiny finish. the problem is that they are all slightly different shades of stain. i am moving to a new house this summer and don’t necessarily want to buy new furniture unless [...]

This table has a metal top with a design in it. It has wooden legs, and the top pulls out to lengthen the table. It has a drawer on one side of the table. The drawer is sectioned off for silverware. The chairs and table base are all wood. I have to sell it and [...]

I saw on The Price Is Right, this one person won this piece of furniture that was a shoe shaped chair. And it showed where they got it from.

does anyone know how I can find the video that was on Ellen today, of the woman cleaning the bar and tripping over the bar stool? I want to show my DH. Thanks FOUND IT! http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/4893

Here’s one just for laughs….rate please A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole [...]

I went to a bar with my son. Near closing time a man pushed a girl off a bar stool. He then picked up the bar stool and threatened to thrash her with it. My contacts know I am a nice guy. I stepped in between and dropped a hard right hand on his chin. [...]

Here it is: Please read. the day April is born isn’t a special day. Different, certainly, but not special, not good. It’s not a time to rejoice, not a time to celebrate and smile and laugh, like most imagine. To cry with joy and imagine a name for their beautiful child. Instead, it is a [...]

I would like to decorate my apartment with a Japanese style theme. Tables, chairs, dishes, etc. But I don’t know any websites that I could buy semi-cheap Japanese furniture. Please help! Thanks! ^_^

I wanted to make a nursery for my baby and want all the furniture to be the same color. I like the Delta crib and dresser in espresso. Unfortunitly Delta does not make a changing table or glider chair with ottoman that I could find. So I decided to go with Storkcraft.

Hello, I got some patio chairs that were on display at the store. They are iron with black paint. They have some serious scrapes on them, and the paint is scratched off in some spots. I’m assuming spray painting these chairs would be the best means of painting. Should I use a primer? Any recommendations [...]

My library is having a writing contest so far this is what i’ve come up with … how is it? The chill of winter was set deep into my bones in this strange town of dark. Far longer than a fort night I spent asleep beneath a large oak and still the medieval and ancient [...]

So this duck walks into a bar, hops up on the bar stool and asks the bartender “got a beer?” The bartender says “we don’t serve your kind here, now get out!” So the next day the duck comes back and says “can I buy a beer?” The bartender says “NO!, I told you yesterday [...]