we’re strangers in resteraunt, two different tables, for a brief second, we exchange glances. you look down, whisper to your ______. you take a walk to the bar, order your drink of choice. i walk over, slowly, subtley and casually fill the empty bar stool next to you. I wait a second, then say _______, [...]

I am opening a new bar and i need to get about 50 bar stools and 10 tables. I tried craigslist and postandcourier.com. Where can i get this stuff at an affordable price? Amazon.com Widgets

I saw this cabinet at a friend’s house, he got it from his grandparents, and has no idea where they got it from. The cabinet is kindof old, probably from the 60′s or 70′s. It’s really cool, the table slides out from where the drawers would be, and has boards that you use to extend [...]

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.” A [...]

my cat just blew chunks over two of my mom’s nice dining chairs. these chairs contain some silk and are very nicely upholstered. how do we remove the orange-ish brown stains from the chairs? will oxy clean work?

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. He staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink–he could not be [...]

My room is pink, orange, and purple. I want to paint it red and white with black rugs and pillows. I cant get rid of all my orange, pink and purple furniture because it was so expensive. What should I do if i have to keep a orange chair and purple rug?

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. “I’m on the [...]

1.Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone. . . 2.Im your best friend and you know it’s right but your young bride aint home tonight. . . 3.go down the road called yesterday take a left down the lost highway…. 4.I introduced her to my loved one and while they were dancing. [...]

I have a six month dog and he likes to chew on my patio chairs,the back door and now my water hose. Could someone tell me whats good to put on my furniture.That it wont damage it neither for my dog stop biting on.

A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” T he bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, [...]

Ok, this is what I would like to know about the female psyche. I do not and will not make a pass at a woman. I have never hit on women in my life, I find it beneath me to do such things. However, whenever I go to a bar with friends I always will [...]

I am looking into buying a polyester couch, love seat, and chair from Ashley Furniture, but am looking for some advice on how durable the material is. Anyone have experience with it?

There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him in the back. The little guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big guy said, ”That [...]

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big guy comes in and –WHACK!– knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big guy says, “That was a karate chop from Korea.” The little guy thinks “GEEZ,” but [...]

I have a dining room table and chairs that is in good shape I just want to restain it to an espresso stain is it possible?

I have a light colored wood dining table and 6 chairs that I would like to paint black. I know that all pieces need to be sanded and primed before painting. And then you seal it. But this table has turned legs and other little nooks and crannies so I am thinking it may not [...]

There Was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and – WHACK!! — knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, “That was a karate chop from Korea.” The little guy [...]

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and WHACK!! knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, “That was a karate chop from Korea.” The little guy thinks “GEEZ,” [...]

I have cats that I’ve tried and tried to teach not to claw furniture but haven’t had 100% success (or even close to it). I’ve been reading about no-sew chair covers and wonder if a thicker — maybe canvas-like — fabric will work for my two parsons chairs. Thanks for your help.