A quite man was sitting at a sports bar minding his own business when all of a sudden a big dude comes in and — WHACK!! — Knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, “That was a karate chop from Korea.” The little guy thinks “GEEZ,” but he [...]

A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, “All the guys on this side of the bar are “COWARDS”! Anyone got a problem with that?” Everyone is understandably silent. He then, chugs back another beer and says, “All the guys on the other side [...]

Help me please! A three-legged wooden bar stool made out of solid Douglas fir has legs that are 1.5cm in diameter. When a 80kg man sits on the stool, by what percent does the length of the legs decrease? Assume, for simplicity, that the stool’s legs are vertical and that each bears the same load.

I’m moving to another city to attend grad school and I’m extremely broke. At some point while living up there I’d like to furnish my apartment with more than four lawn chairs and a mattress. I don’t care if it matches or not, I’d just like some good recommendations on incredibly cheap furniture. If they [...]

and I was passing by, would you let me push up your stool? P.S. checking with diff catagory.

These days, most office chairs are constructed of a veritable slew of carcinogenic and neurotoxic chemicals, that continue to outgass for years after purchase. Since having cancer doesn’t appeal to me, I’d like a chair that will not outgass these things. At local office supply and furniture stores, would I be able to find any [...]

Last year at a party (it was currently 2-14-05)and i was chillin’ hangin’ around till a slowwww song came on and i, having no date made a one way to the bar and skurped down some vodka feeling ashamed i didn’t have a date….. and now v day comin’ soon and i’m still single!!! Got [...]

Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs Roy that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served [...]

I want one of those neon coloured furry bean bag chairs that they have in Zoey 101. Where could I find one? Hey Jenny C… I looked on that website for like half an hour and could’nt find any? Where are they?

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink–he could not be [...]

I was at a gay bar last night telling jokes, and it got so crowded they didn’t have enough bar stools. THey had to flip them upside down and seat 4 guys to a stool. @ironman-that’s what he said

We have several wooden and metal office desk and chairs. Need to be taken away as soon as possible. I tried Salvation Army, but they do not take metal furniture.

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink–he could not be [...]

My friend was at at a restaurant/bar. She went to sit on a bar stool and the stool fell apart… She fell and now she is hurting.. One of the attending servers/waitresses MADE her get up. She pulled her up even though she said no.. (Long story short) They asked if she wanted an ambulance. [...]

Know what a Lazy Susan is? It’s that rotating tray placed on top of a table to aid in moving food on a large table or counter tops. They come in many sizes and shapes, but are usually circular. So if you were to put a heavier-duty one under a chair, say, a rocking chair [...]

I paid in full to pick up chairs in 2 days a little later the father calls me to tell me his son made a mistake on the price now it is actually double what should I do?

The pole of a bar stool I’m installing, and it went right up my poo cave. I’m sitting here impaled, I have no idea what to do. I have no cellphone within reach but I have this laptop. It really hurts. What can I do?

I keep seeing people say “I like it on the floor.” “I like it on the bar stool”, ect… what does this mean?

I know I need a contractor for this because I myself can’t do it, but I have a question… I guess there was a complete wall between my kitchen and dining room. Previous owners must have decided to open it up– but did a HORRIBLE job on it (unless they were giants!). Pretty much, they [...]

i have a block table n its time to replace tha chairs. i live in canada and u guys know any stores where they sell cheap dining chairs?