A woman goes into a bar and starts ordering Budweisers. She drinks them all night long, and by closing time, she is really hammered. Then she proposes having sex with every guy still left in the bar. She goes in the back room and takes care of all of them. The next day, she shows [...]

My cat jumps up onto the top of my corduroy couch and lazy boy chair and kneeds. The padding on the tops of my furniture is becomming flattened out where he has been doing this and it looks awful. I have given him cushions and blankets in the hope that he will leave the furniture [...]

I’ll sit at the bar On a high stool Pull a mirror from my bag Watch myself glide red lipstick Hold a pack of Camels Place one to my lips You’ll ask tender for matches But my hands says no thank you Light it myself One deep drag Blows near your face You smirk You [...]

I have a dark sapphire carpet in my living room with pale yellow walls. We want to get all new furniture for the room (sofa and 2 chairs and coffee and end tables) but are having a hard time deciding what would work. Any advice? Thanks! Amazon.com Widgets

I have had these white plastic chairs for awhile, they are looking worn out. I think they sell paint for plastic, but are there any other ways to make them look not “so plastic” . Amazon.com Widgets

I noticed just the food bits 2 days ago with normal stool color, and prior to that day, I had eaten eight granola bars in only a few hours time. Then yesterday, I had eaten four of those same granola bars, along with a whole pizza and a couple burgers (thoughout the day) and today, [...]

I have some very heavy furniture pcs. and am having Pergo floors installed – what would best furniture sliders be to use? Also, have dining room table,and chairs that will be on area carpet but when moving chairs back, back chair legs will be on Pergo floor.

I eat whole grains cereals and bars regularly…sometimes, my stools become very loose and I have to go to the bathroom immediately ! Is this cause by the whole grains?

If you were working under cover in a gay bar and i felt a bit cheeky and offered you a drink and offered to push your stool in for you,could you make things hard for me?

i have four bar stools with padded vynel seats that need to be upholstered is there any hints for a nice job thankx

(this joke was about a penguin asking for chinese food and i’ve changed it) A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender, irritated, says, “What’ll you have?” The duck says, “Got any pickles?” The bartender spits and says “We don’t have pickles here, We serve drinks. Now get out!” The [...]

(this joke was about a penguin asking for chinese food and i’ve changed it) A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender, irritated, says, “What’ll you have?” The duck says, “Got any pickles?” The bartender spits and says “We don’t have pickles here, We serve drinks. Now get out!” The [...]

I have heard of some sort of little plastic things, but I don’t know what they’re called and where to find them. Basically, I am about to move my dinette set in the kitchen on the linoleum. There are four parsons chairs and each of the chair legs have a little hard black thing on [...]

I can make wreaths etc but a chair for example is another matter. Has anyone made furniture from muscadine (grape) vines?

im a construction worker and i keep razord blades in my back pocket, and when im at the bar, i get off the stool and theres blood all over it LMFAO u all failzzz

I’m a PUFL (paid up for life) member and I’m looking for a bar stool and cheap beer. There’s an American legion post in the Philippines

i need to order leather for bar stools that take one yard of leather and the leather is sold by the hide…

Hello, i’m 14 and i dont know what to KIND of furniture i want like i know i want a chair/beanie bag chair, chest. like that stuff, you get the idea?