I am going to recover some chairs. I don’t have kids so I don’t really need anything especially durable or stain resistant.

It won’t hurt when i fall from this bar-stool. It won’t hurt when I stumble in the street. It won’t hurt cause this whiskey eases misery. Even the whiskey cannot ease your hurting me. Today I had another bout with sorrow. You know this time I almost won. If this bottle would just hold out [...]

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Pls star if worthy. Thx. A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears he has already had plenty to [...]

THIS IS A LITTLE LONG SORRY 3 People in a Airplane- Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it [...]

I ‘ve got old dining room chairs and I want to reupholster the seats. But the screws are stuck underneath so I can’t unscrew them to get the seats off. Any suggestions? Any way to loosen the screws? Thanks!

I will be doing my shopping in the UK. I have a lot to buy. Nursery furniture and bedding for a boy. A little girls room totally from scratch. A big rustic looking dining room table and chairs, living room furniture (except sofas). A new King size bed, and bedding for Hubby and I. Ikea [...]

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: “Hi there good looking, how’s it going?” She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: “Listen, I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my [...]

Willys cynical thought for the day; Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what freaking people think you’ve got! A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool. The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.   “I’ll have a bourbon and Coke.”   The man [...]

I would like to get all the fruit furniture (such as the melon chair, lemon table, and watermelon table) on animal crossing for the wii. But I’m not sure how or even IF I’m able to do so!! Could I get some help please?

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The chairs we have are painted but need repainted. So after sanding what paint would be best? Latex enamel?

THIS IS A LITTLE LONG SORRY!!! IF U HAVE ANY JOKES PLX TYPE THEM OR GIVE ME A LINK WHERE I CAN FIND THEM. Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette – the blonde would have to stop for directions! ——————————————————————————– The [...]

Bartender points down the hall, says ” Since you’re a dog,help yourself. The toilet’s that way.” Bada bim, bada boom!