Anyone could tell she partook in the seedier side of society.
He knew she was deaf to preachers, politicians
and the other ambassadors of fear.
He loved that, he needed that
so he moved a little closer
and…….she spoke
“I’ve heard ALL the lies before”
Still… he sat next to her
twirling his finger in an icy glass of vodka
till it had melted [...]

I’m looking to buy some furniture for my apartment but of course I don’t have a lot of money. What are some good stores to buy furniture such as living room chairs, entertainment centers, and bathroom shelves from that are good quality but cheap as well?

So Im moving into a studio apartment that is really small. I dont want to purchase a dinner table for that would just make more clutter. so instead I have decided that I will purchase bar stool and I want to make my own bar. I want to make my own bar but I need [...]

ex) a bar stool, a telescope
anything you can think of will help
thanks!

I bought two upholstered, armless chairs that seem iresistable to one of my cats. How do I keep her from scratching them? I don’t mind her laying on them, (even have a little rug on them when she’s inside) just don’t want her clawing up the sides. I’ve heard you should put aluminium [...]

sorry some are a little long, but well worth it!
Diagnosis
One day, Pete complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.”
His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample [...]

I have a 3yr. old dog (lhasa and terrier mix). She has suddenly started licking the carpet, the furniture, the bedding. She licks our chair so much that when we get home from work, it looks like she has urinated on it. She is fixed and I don’t know if that would [...]

Does anyone know any good websites where I could buy cheap furniture, like couches around 50 or 100 bucks maybe? Like end tables, and tables and chairs and just furniture like that? my fiance and i are going to be doing a move really soon that was kind of unexpected and we need some furniture [...]

She noticed the Indian sitting on a bar stool when he turned his head and said, “Chance.” as she rushed by behind him. Every time she passed, he’d turn his head and quickly say, “Chance.” She was finally fed up and sarcastically said, “I thought Indians said ‘How’!” He looked at her, then said, [...]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar
stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls
absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him [...]

I have small black spots on the arms and seats of my plastic yard chairs and I am finding them to be difficult to remove. I don’t want to use anything too abrasive for fear it would ruin the smooth surface. Does anyone know of a product that would work or even a home made [...]

I saw these boards in Home Depot that come wrapped up in clear plastic and are supposed to be good to make basic home furniture such as shelves, chairs, among others.
What I’m doubtful about is the lightness of these boards, compared to pine wood which seem to be more durable and much heavier.
I’m wondering how [...]

Can you name the artist who recorded these songs with the word bar in them? *this is for quiz*
1) It Only Takes One Bar
2) Down At The Corner Bar
3) Bar Stool Mountain
4) Smoky The Bar
5) A Bar In Bakersfield

I bought a bar stool from Walmart, and upon opening the package, saw that the seat cushion had a tiny, brown stain on it. I would take it back, but the spot is so small, and frankly, I hate Walmart. If I don’t have to go back, I won’t.
The fabric on the seat seems to [...]

Mercadies Blondes
There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to there Mercadies vehicle.They were locked out so they were trying to get the door open with a close hanger. The 1st blonde said,” You need to try harder. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!”
The top 10 [...]

Our living room is long and rectangle shaped, with a picture window on one of the long ends and an opening to the kitchen directly across from the window. We are trying to pick out furniture for the whole room (couch, chair, etc). we have a big screen tv that takes up most of one [...]

Im looking for office chairs, desks, workstations, modular furniture and filing cabinets. Also, delivery and installation would be nice.

But you never find gum under any of them?