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Pillows just look silly.

the tree releases little dropplets that stain absolutely everything, from plants to cars to furniture. it all becomes black!! the backyard furniture (chair cushions) seem to be permanently stained. tried soap, bleach, peroxide, but nothing removed it.

me? sitting on a stool at the kitchen bar, wearing my sisters blue t-shirt, and jeans, on my sister laptop. drinking flat coke, asking this question, playing Sims 2, entering a code on coke rewards with one headphone in from my mp3 player listening to Avril Lavigne waiting for my dad to call me back [...]

A fruit stand!!!! I hope nobody gets offended, its just a joke, lol.

Okay: A bartender stood at his bar, cleaning the top when a deathly drunk man walks in. He plops down on one of the stools and bangs his fist on the counter. “Oi! Barkeep! One bottle ‘o yer finest irish whiskey!” the bartender goes and gets the whiskey and a glass and pours a drink. [...]

first person with the right answer gets best answer tino is right but i cant choose him for best until 4 hours pass

You turn it upside down! These are jokes and riddles about every type of subject and every type of person. Sorry If you can’t take a joke. Maybe you should go to another subject. I’ve seen worse on here.

Bar Stool Economics Suppose, that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to 0. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay . The sixth [...]

say something about chairs please., thanks

10 pts. if anyone can get it

I was looking over my wedding expenses and chair covers are going to cost me around 0. I personally do not care for the chairs are my venue, which is why I was considering chair covers. However, they are not that bad but not my style. They are a lot like these http://www.theshowdenver.com/furniture/chair_standard.jpg but instead [...]

produce 260 chairs in one day. A.) Express the cost C (in dollars) as a function of the number of chairs x produced, assuming that it is linear. B.) What is the slope of the graph? C.) What is the y-intercept of the graph?

A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him in the back. The little guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big guy said, ”That was a karate chop from Korea.” The big guy went to the [...]

Alright so we got rid of our kitchen table because it just took too much room in the kitchen and just didn’t look right.. The kitchen looks so much bigger! Anyways, My mom and i want to convert the divider between the kitchen and dining room into like a snack bar (instead of using the [...]

Q: How do you fit four blondes on one bar stool? A: Turn it over. Q: What do we call a blonde at university. A: A visitor. A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250 000 miles. One day she told [...]